Banned from the city
for using profanity,
the jogger defies.
If I told you it
happened in Arkansas, then
would you believe me?
Side by side for weeks,
two coworkers discover
they're really brothers.
Am I the only
one who thinks this sounds like a
scene from "The Simpsons"?
Cattle rustling: A
crime that still occurs around
my neck of the woods.
When I was a kid
and I was spooked, I bolted.
Kids are different now.
Really though, what known
mortal can resist the spell
of Nintendo Wii?
You are not alone.
I would have wanted to say
"Hello Dalai!" too.
I understand the
case for Wal-Mart but who would
want Obama's job?
I'd be proud to make
"I just climbed a beautiful
mountain" my last words.
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