Monday, May 31, 2010

Haiku News - May 31, 2010

Rumors of her death
were exaggerated to
say the very least.

It was built, people
came. But our Target Field is
the real Field of Dreams.

At least Las Vegas
magicians have some options
for their retirement.

If you're going to ban
yourself from the casino
make sure you mean it.

They said he had a
criminal record, but his
mom raised him better.

A stock tip for you:
Invest in water treatment
technology firms.

China's government
seeks even to subjugate

In some states, it's fine
for farmers to abuse the
animals they raise.

smallpox may have led to the
rise of HIV.

Words don't exist to
adequately express the
depths of this... failure.

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