Monday, November 22, 2010

Thanksgiving 2010 Haiku News

Make sure you know what
will be served for dinner at
your Thanksgiving feast.

What Thanksgiving dish
could you do without? For me,
green bean casserole.

Have cooking questions?
The Turkey Talk-Line is on
standby just for you!

The pardoned turkey
won't go to Disneyland, but
George's Mount Vernon.

This festive season,
do something to help others
have Thanksgiving meals...

...But don't worry too
much over whether children
clean their plates or not.

Gluttony Pants will
keep you from busting buttons
following your meal.

Arrive alive to
dinner, depart alert and
sober - You are loved!

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