Monday, March 29, 2010

Haiku News - March 27, 2010

Haiku poetry
inspired by tails and tales of
canines in the news.

Don't let your dog out
wearing an expensive coat
or it might get mugged.

Loving chocolate,
Lucy was in the hot seat
when she stole the cake.

He stole his own dog
from the heartless vet, prompting
the "Save Buck" campaign.

Whatever you do,
don't try to give the K9
commands you'll regret.

With her friend the cat
in danger, Chloe refused
to quiet her bark.

He limped into an
emergency room without
human companions.

England's future queen
had to search through doggy-doo
to retrieve her gift.

Cop-hating Winston
has obedience classes
now that he's back home...

...Perhaps he suffers
from a post-traumatic stress
disorder, dog-style.

Daddy the Pit Bull
was an ambassador for
his breed. He'll be missed.

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