Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Haiku News - June 9, 2010

Stay off of this guy's
lawn, but especially don't
cut his native grass.

Fate has a funny
way of placing us in the
paths of our best friends.

Evidence seems to
show that Amelia Earhart
died a castaway.

In D.C., even
a spelling be is grounds for
wing-nut protesters.

Kookaburra can't
sit in the ol' gum tree, he
has eaten too much.

One day when I win
the lottery, I will plant
a legacy, too.

That thumping under
the car hood was a groundhog
deep in the engine.

If she disappeared
for 20 years before, they'll
never find her now.

The spill in the Gulf
is not the first time BP
has ruined our world.

He touched them all, ran
the bases, and was injured
by his own teammates.

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