Monday, August 9, 2010

Haiku News - August 9, 2010

The U.S. suffers
from a creative crisis:
Don't act so surprised.

Lemonade stand, an
American staple, closed
by health inspector.

What do you get when
you cross a zebra with a
donkey? A zedonk.

It's best to think through
publicity stunts, lest they
backfire globally.

The internet and
social networking helped the
Bear Center win cash...

...They also helped to
out cheating, catch a pervert,
and save people's lives.

Dogs and cats can keep
their voice under a new law
in Massachusetts.

Further proof that cats
could totally rule the world
but choose not to. Yet.

Guns blazing, police
seized their milk, eggs, and veggies
as if they were drugs.

The triceratops
reveals that what we "know" can
change in a heartbeat.

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