Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Haiku News - October 5, 2010

With a little help
from rogue crocheters, a fence
in Denver blooms bright.

Monkey guards patrol
India's Commonwealth Games.
No, seriously.

I'm glad I stayed at
the Monte Carlo instead
of the Death Ray Inn.

Tantalizing facts
about Americans' sex
lives revealed to all.

Zucchini has the
power to repel both Sams
and angry black bears.

When you attempt to
break a world record, make sure
Guinness really cares.

Hope this case sets a
precedent: Uniformed cops
are public figures.

What might have been if
the first computer worked in

Bad changes in the
earth's water cycle follow
a predicted flow.

The exposition
and the evolution of
the Tea Party group.


Langology news
in haiku form to amuse
and entertain you.

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