Monday, January 24, 2011

Haiku News - January 24, 2011

After drinking too
much Schnapps, Mr. Owl spent a
night in the drunk tank.

Forget "Man bites dog,"
how about "Fox shoots hunter"
for a hot story?

A cell phone ring tone
replaced the Tock-Tick-Tock of
the crocodile clock.

Pompeii, preserved by
ash, has been neglected by

Seven kids weren't taught
to not eat "candy" they find
in strange locations.

Potato guns aren't
safe. Shoot only when there is
a Boy Scout nearby.

Three in 10 people
have committed financial

Mom and offspring were
caught shoplifting. She said her
kids made her do it.

A major pillar
of our ecosystem may
soon become extinct.

Into the lion's
den the penguin crawled... good thing
they were all asleep.

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